So apparently when estate agents say they've got a property that matches your requirements what they really mean is that they've got a property they didn't think anybody else would be interested in looking at. DEAR ESTATE AGENTS: I could just be being dumb here, but when I said "West or central Cambridge" I didn't expect for everything to be out past the Grafton. And £795 pcm is not the same as £700pcm. Don't make me cross.
Details of the pantomime! It is, as aforementioned, tomorrow - Saturday 13th - at 2.30PM, in the Queen's Auditorium of Emmanuel College. What you do, right, is you go into the college, head for the staircase marked E, and then follow the signs. It's all very exciting and twisty. Tickets are £4 for students, £5 for real people, who have to pay a surcharge on account of the fact that they exist a little more than we do.
People who listed themselves as "maybe" on the poll - do try to drop me a line if you decide you'll show up :) I can't guarantee I'll have ample time for socialising, but I will try and go around hugging everyone I recognise. (You'll see me. I'm fairly multicoloured in this one.) If you can't come, well, you suck, and don't expect to be let off easily; it takes me almost five minutes to overcome that kind of grudge.
Don't say you weren't warned.